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Why a Trip to the DMV is Just What the Doctor Ordered

The DMV has been regularly cast as a black hole which sucks the prime years out of you. There are  reports that they make you wait for so long the next day's stubble starts growing in (if you're a guy that is... generally speaking, of course). But it behooves me to speak up for the department responsible ...

Aaarrgghh!

Dear Mr Woodpecker, I'm known to be a soft-spoken, friendly person. Ask anyone - except my kids and my immediate family - and they'll tell you that I'm patient, even mellow. But you are revealing a rather sinister and scarily violent side of my personality. I kinda want to punch your beak. Don't start calling your lawyer ...
MEET SUSAN

I love words. But you probably figured that out by now, considering this website essentially collates my words on the web. Read More…