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Five Things Guaranteed to Happen At Your Kid’s School Performance
The weeks of practices and rehearsals are finally done. Days of listening to your precious li’l ‘un singing the same three lines on loop have wound to a close.
It’s the big day. It’s time for your budding ballerina, actor, or singer to take center stage. Along with 43 other wiggly, excited second-graders.
Your precious, talented kidling ...
8 Surprising Reasons I’m Not Skinny
I exercise. I've done Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred at least 30 times. I've not emerged shredded.
Maybe I shouldn't have spread those 30 workouts over, say, 365 days. Really, though, Jillian should be more accurate about this shredding business.
Soon, spring cleaning will edge out my already non-existent workout routine. I'm one of those who gets an endorphin rush ...
Why a Trip to the DMV is Just What the Doctor Ordered
The DMV has been regularly cast as a black hole which sucks the prime years out of you. There are reports that they make you wait for so long the next day's stubble starts growing in (if you're a guy that is... generally speaking, of course).
But it behooves me to speak up for the department responsible ...
Aaarrgghh!
Dear Mr Woodpecker,
I'm known to be a soft-spoken, friendly person. Ask anyone - except my kids and my immediate family - and they'll tell you that I'm patient, even mellow. But you are revealing a rather sinister and scarily violent side of my personality. I kinda want to punch your beak.
Don't start calling your lawyer ...
MEET SUSAN
